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Joke

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 7:29 PM
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Okay so I'm on a forum and I made a topic called "Bad Jokes." Now some of them are pretty bad but I found this one particularly bad and funny. It's a dumb blonde joke, so please don't take any offense if anyones a blonde.

A blonde, a Russian and an American are sitting on the bench talking.
The Russian says "We were the first in space."
The American says "We were the firat on the moon."
The blonde says "We're gonna be the first on the sun."
The other two look at her and say "You idiot you can't land on the sun you'll die."
The blonde says "Duh we're not stupid ya know, were going at night."

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My smoothy taste like fruit role up. >_>

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Yum, yum. I love fruit roll ups.

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I adore Auberon and Titania from The Books of Magic.

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titania's an ice cold b*tch an' i love her for it.
auberon's an impotent b*ttlick, an' he amuses me.
lol.
yeah.

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That's why I love them both.

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XD

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