A blonde, a Russian and an American are sitting on the bench talking.
The Russian says "We were the first in space."
The American says "We were the firat on the moon."
The blonde says "We're gonna be the first on the sun."
The other two look at her and say "You idiot you can't land on the sun you'll die."
The blonde says "Duh we're not stupid ya know, were going at night."









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'Don Paolo, that's who, betch!'
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*~Nothing is beautiful without simplicity, goodness, and truth.~*
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auberon's an impotent b*ttlick, an' he amuses me.
lol.
yeah.
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"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."
-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM Creator
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Lufwood for life!
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"Doing something purely for one's own enjoyment is fine, but, I must admit, finding that others enjoy it as well has a certain power over the corners of my mouth."
-Jhonen Vasquez, JTHM Creator
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